I came from Pluto to this poor excuse of a planet. . .

The ecosystem is failing poorly and the planet is dying, nevertheless its still lovely here with little miracles happening everyday.

I came here to rule your planet as an evil overlord but have hit many obstacles along the way, but it will happen oh yes it will.

I have a strong belief penguins are trying to take over the world so I am currently at war with them...we will see how this pans out I will let you know...

I like girls, I like boys, I like boy-girls, I like girl-boys, I dont mind as long as they can accept my antennas which are a pluto family birth mark...

That is all...you will read more about me in the history books when I am ruling ansd you are kneeling at my feet...

Here is a piece of my writing:
I placed my hands on her waist and felt her shiver. She was beautiful, a goddess and I did not deserve to be in her presence. I pulled her onto my lap and gently kissed her neck, tingles running through both our bodies. We connected. I ran my hands over her soft frail skin and held her closer almost touching her soul...I wished for the future not to come, that I could die in this blissful moment so i could live with that memory in my mind for eternity, but I am gone now, and i have left her behind, but she will come, if she wants my love, her tears will lead the way. . . . . .
I watched as she placed her hands on my waist, a shudder of surrender went up my spine. She pulled me onto her and kissed my neck. A woman, making me weak at the knees. She moved her hands up my sides and felt my skin. Her hands were rough, but I felt so calm...She has changed me, who I am and what i stand for. I was never whole until i met her, and now, here I am, without her, without her breath on my neck and her tender lips on mine, i find myself....parylised, without her...

I have no preferences as long as they are a good person

Loove roleplaying

Anywhere from Monthy Python, Phantom of the Opera or to my favourite The Lion King...anything older like dpris day or the jolson story is great too!

EVERYTHING!!! my voice when singing in the shower, Within Temptation, opera, boy bands girl bands swingers, crooners, rat pack, al jolson, country, doris day etc etc I have ears and rejoice everyday!!!

Gossip Girl, pushing daisies, House, Medium, Law and order SVU, dollhouse, old school pokemon,

Traci Harding series

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