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Ha! If you are reading this, you are my type of person.

Single (really, truly, cross my heart hope to die) with a quiet but cheeky disposition who prefers indoors to outdoors (picnics excluded), breakfast to jogging and restaurants to pubs.

Possibly the only man in Darwin that has no interest in fishing, camping, or boating. If you love having the aircon on and hiding under a doona, preferably with someone else, my setting is 19c.

Laugh at myself when doing something stupid. I am open minded, confident without being arrogant, emotionally and financially secure, with no children. My time is my own so I can meet up at almost anytime. We can meet somewhere neutral first, then work out where after that.

Physically, 170cm. Medium gym built, not walnut-muscular, just fit. Dark hair, green, smiling eyes. All natural, no preservatives or added sugar.

If a no strings attached is what you want, then great but if we both feel there is more, who knows. One date at a time.

Cheery, flirtatious, adventurous, who can take charge with charm, not whips. Maybe you are someone who wants to try things that you have always wanted to but were too afraid to ask? Ask me.

Honesty about what you want is paramount. If it isn't working for one of us then it doesn't work for both. Smile, shake hands, walk away, no hard feelings.

Physically, my preferences are for petite European women but who knows, you may persuade me.

If you have read this far, message me and I promise to get back to you.