This is the hard part, trying to introduce myself without sounding like a complete idiot; whilst at the same time competing against the dozens of introduction “messages” you probably get every day. I'm probably not quite what you are looking for, but you never know.

I’m a quiet, intelligent, slightly old fashioned guy, with a black sense of humour. I’m a good listener, even though I have to wear hearing aids in both ears, and will happily listened to what you have to say (without interrupting). I’m the type who will open doors for you, offer my hand to help you when needed, and generally try to make you feel special. I’m quite tactile and love to cuddle and caress; and to be cuddled and caressed. Caressing a lady says so much more than words.

I try and stay fit by hitting the gym at least four times a week, doing yoga and playing squash as often as possible; but I’m still a bit cuddly.

Yes you did read correctly earlier - I have to wear hearing aids. I’m a child of the punk generation and have seen bands like: The Sex Pistols, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Thin Lizzy, AC/DC, Inxs, Cold Chisel, The Stranglers, The Jam, The Boomtown Rats, Bon Jovi, Guns ‘n’ Roses, Peter Gabriel, etc, etc live. The upshot is I’ve wrecked my hearing. It doesn’t stop me enjoying live music though - I’ve recently seen Thirsty Merc, Tame Impala, and John Butler Trio, perform - awesome! I also like classical, opera and blues - so please don’t peg me as just an old rocker.

As a small bonus though, I've trained a bit as a masseur - I give a good back rub with aromatic oils.

Well done you've read all the way to the bottom. Now the small print...
1) I'm not looking for a life partner.
2) Photos available on request.
3) I’m happy to just chat about ‘Life, the Universe, and Everything’.

What am I looking for? A very good question. In my dreams - a lady in the same boat as me really. Someone who has a void in their life caused by a lack of intimacy and affection, but does not want a relationship. A lady to talk to initially and if the chemistry is right, hopefully sometime more. I’m not looking for a life partner, but a casual long term FWB relationship would be nice. In reality - I’m not sure if such a lady exists so I’m happy to just talk (remotely and in the flesh) if that is all you want to do.

Rock, Blues, Classical, Indie, Grunge, Punk, Folk

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