I will do anything and say anything to get my own way. I cannot be trusted. I am a bad, bad man. And yet you are still curious.

Women who are tattooed, pierced or branded with no guilt, no hang-ups and no emotional baggage will do me just fine.

Two female prison guards butt rape me with batons and taser my ball sack. (Well, you did ask!)

The Silence of the Lambs

One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest

Home cooked meals

Climbing on roofs. Tile throwing.

Stamping number plates. Always walk with my back to the wall.