I would hate to bore you by telling you how wonderful I am by attaching to my name a bunch of flattering adjectives. I am sure that you have already found this about two hundred times in all the other profiles. I believe that words are cheap, but actions speak much louder, so why bother? So, why not start with a bad stuff – I am impulsive and restless at times, I can’t kill a fly, I cried twice like a girl when I watched “Notebook,” I cuss too often, and stay up way too late way too often. There is something about the nighttime that I find magic, if you will, which keeps me up working or hanging out aimlessly. Can you relate?

You are curious about the world around you. You can take a joke and are not easily offended. You believe that sarcasm is a spice of life. You can spell, and are generally happy. The rest is negotiable.

Semi-retired and somewhat bored. I read a bit and don't mind a good yak with people with better general knowledge than me.

-happyfellow

im average build nice looking full head of hair, would like to have sex 24/7 will give any thing a go once, ladies of any age welcome

-megtas82

Tall, slim and adventurous, GSOH. Looking for similar and see where it takes us. Love most sexual activities, who knows you may even teach me something new :)

-Jashiwoo

im a 19 year old male looking for anything from casual sex to a relationship, interested in any ages as long as pictures are exchanged first

-jamesm12345

Honest, cheeky, passionate, feminine, intelligent and ditsy, loves to please, a great friend and confidante, gentle and non-judgemental - what else is needed!

-partnerinfun

Slim, professional , well established looking for fun loving girl who likes travelling Experienced and knows how to please Will take things as they come but would like to meet a fun girl who loves life and the …

-darkergrey9