I am looking for a woman to iron my shirts and cook me spaghetti bolognaise. She must be punctual and able to drive a combine harvester. It runs on biodiesel and if I catch you filling her up with regular unleaded, so help me, I'll....!

Oh, and before we get married, you should be aware that I do not accept cauliflower, irrespective of what you do to it to try and disguise its vile taste, be that drowning it in sauce or covering it in melted cheese. I'll have none of it - as in there is to be no cauliflower in the house. I will do random spot-checks to enforce this rule. And don't come at me with your ridiculous arguments about cauliflower being the same as broccoli, only a different colour. Broccoli is good. It shares nothing more than a passing resemblance to cauliflower in appearance alone. Cauliflower tastes awful, it looks awful, it smells awful, it has a revolting texture like eating cartilege of some sort and it has no business being on a plate next to food.

And self-checkouts......if you use them, we're going to have problems.

I'll think of something to put here lately perhaps if I feel like it.

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