Scientists have discovered a truly remarkable natural phenomenon that

Please help us with our mission. The FALFA (Find A Lover For Alan) need to find one or two prospective mates to dine with Alan and share relaxing and entertaining moments at the organizations expense, so Alan can continue to be monitored in social environments. You

Cross dress, bondage, being totally controlled by a confidant lover. Anything goes except for yucky thingos like poo.

9 & 1/2 weeks. 2 & 1/2 men. Jaws 2.

Movie soundtracks like Pulp Fiction and Kill Bill

News, David Letterman

I can't read or write.

To many to list. Italian, BBQ, Camp oven roasts.